not as funny as the other ones.

Dignified middle-aged foreigner to three students: "Excuse me, can you tell me -- where is the pussy?"

Grad student #1, while other two laugh: "Pusey Library? You want Level D, then make a right and go down the hall."

Dignified middle-aged foreigner: "Thank you. How late is the pussy open?"

Grad student #1, losing his composure: "Um, yeah. You know, man, that really depends on you. If you're good, it's open all night."

- heard at Widener Library, Harvard University, Cambridge MA. click here to see it on the original source, overheard.com.